Diogenes has found the ultimate in clerical fashions, which cannot be lampooned. It is metaphysically impossible to make sport of something that stands alone as the height of self-parody.
But there's more than mere physical comfort in play. We're meant to find ourselves in a comprehensive, all-embracing, sense of well-being. Kneelers are out. Pews are padded. The road never forks. We can have our cake and eat it. No decision means a final separation. Everyone's a priest: dad, mom, sis, Aunt Gretchen with the tattoo and the butch haircut ... We can tolerate anything except intolerance. We are a Spandex People.
Versatility -- of both articles of faith and articles of clothing. For those who can't read the fine print, this cute piece can be a cool layer under a suit, stand alone, or be worn as a camisole. What's left to say?