The Playboy himself is still sexually active at age 83, having renewed his menagerie with a set of twins.
Hugh Hefner has been blessed with three new very gorgeous blonde beauties — two of which are twins. But despite his romantic relationship with 19-year-olds Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the men’s magazine mogul admitted at the recent Playmate of the Year party at The Palms in Sin City that he still can’t really tell them apart."I have one little trick, one has a little mark," Hef said, motioning to his neck. "Other than that, I don’t know."
Their mother must be so proud. And speaking of mothers, an ex-toy has moved on since she wanted children and Hugh didn't. He's got dreams, though:
"Kendra is going to be a good mommy, she’s growing up and Hank is going to be a very good influence on her. They are an ideal couple," Hef said. "I’m sure the baby will end up at the Mansion. We do have (lots of little bunnies). We have a lot of friends and second generation Playmates, so there are a lot of kids around the Mansion these days."
Fantasising about an unborn child being introduced to Sex Central as future bunny -- and referring to the existing children in-house by such terms should indicate the perversion that Is Playboy. This is what the mass media calls "blessings" -- and Playboy is mainstream by now. Kept women (whose names don't matter); kept children (mere flesh in the making) -- and mass envy.